 We have learned shocking news that a conspiracy to brainwash millions around the globe has been delayed due to the bad economy. It seems that digital spectrum for HDTV is conveniently similar to human brainwaves, and was part of a plot to use mind control to enslave the human race.
Since the recession hit late last year, sales of consumer electronics are slumping, which is impacting the wide-spread adoption of HDTVs. The implications of a potential drop in HDTV sales go beyond just TV retailers and manufacturers, and I am not talking about adoption of the high-definition Blu-ray disc.
You might have thought the economy would cause the prices of HDTV to drop, but that is not the case. Flat panel factories are cutting back on production, keeping prices from plunging. Some factories are closing altogether, rather like OPEC to artificially inflate the prices. In a perverse way this has done more to save us. Where people were unwittingly getting ready to take the plunge and buy a HDTV, they are now sitting on the fence, waiting to see what will happen with their jobs.
Retailers are projecting a dismal year for HDTV sales in 2009. This February was the date that the government flipped the switch, and stopped broadcasting analog TV in a hope to push more consumers into making the switch to HDTV. But so far it has not happened.
 When consumers convert to high definition, their old cable provider will not work. Viewers must subscribe to a digital cable service that offers HDTV. This service is generally higher in cost than standard cable. You have to get a new HDTV cable box, which is secretly part of the brainwashing mechanism to gain your submission, your obedience and your soul.
This correspondent believes it is all a big conspiracy with governments and other agencies involved. Once the population with HDTV reached about 80%, government vans would go out to find those of us who are not yet enslaved. But fortunately the advancement has been brought to a crawl by the economy. Who would have guessed that it had such a positive consequence.
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The real question is WHY. Why would anyone seeking to be ‘free’ and human even consider this tech? Unless, of course, they are already brainwashed. The best thing would be to have this planet completely destroyed, saving the universe and not giving these ‘elite’ (puke) any wishes. What f’n tyrants.
But one year on, HDTV consumers seem nowhere nearer achieving their goal, despite pressure from US Senators and overwhelming interest from the TV stations. Dr Marten is now concentrating on a grassroots effort to spread the word via a global network of representatives.
Interlaced images are displayed by splitting a frame of video into two halves every 1/60th of a second, with hypnotic suggestions hidden in the pixels, displayed alternately to create a complete image. Progressive scan images are continuously drawn on the screen every 1/60th of a second. The longer you watch, the more post-hypnotic suggestions are sent directly to your brain. Before long, you will be unable to return the HDTV and get a refund. You will no longer be able to go back to analog TV, and you will not be able to cross the street without telling a friend they need to get on the HDTV bandwagon.