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Finance ArticlesWelcome to the finance section of Bad Economy. Here we feature articles on the topic of finance and anything to do with money in this bad economy. If you have anything to add to an article, please jump in any time and add a comment at the end of each article.

Ninjas Affected By Bad Economy

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With lots of companies strapped for cash, the trickle-down economy has even reached a type of assassin originally from Japan, known as ninjas. The demands for assassinations, and various covert activities that the average ninja specializes in, has remained low for the past year and a half.

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TSX Caves To Pressure

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Canada's main stock market index has been under constant pressure in this bad economy, from investors to identify the good stocks from the bad ones, so that the investors would have an easier time making money. This comes after a four-week-long losing streak, which has upset many.

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Retailers On The Ropes

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This holiday season in North America was the worst on record, as many retailers struggled to make it through. Although inventory and staffing were cut to the bone, sales were even worse than expected. Many stores are wondering if they will continue to survive if the trend continues.

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Time Travel To Solve The Economy

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As the economy continues to sink deeper, scientists have been working on a new approach to solving the global economic crisis. The plan is to go back in time and stop the economic collapse before it ever happens. If they can find a point where changing a few events can stop the economic meltdown, then the bad economy would simply not have happened.

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Micro-Financing In a Bad Economy

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The other day I came across a neat idea, that of micro-financing. The cool thing is that it provides for those too poor to borrow through regular channels, such as banks and lending institutions. When the economy is as bad as it is, there are a lot more people who do not qualify for conventional financing, since the banks have tightened up their criteria.

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Government Reneges On Promises To Bigfoot

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Claiming economic reasons, the government has backed out of treaty negotiations with the Bigfoot, Yeti and Sasquatch tribes that live throughout North America. These negotiations were hoped to resolve centuries old claims over territories claimed by these large hairy creatures.

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No Jobs = No Recovery

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Until we get unemployment under control, the bad economy is here to stay. Without jobs, there is no consumer spending. Even those remaining folks with jobs are holding onto what they have in anticipation of further layoffs. The flow of money stagnates.

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Bad Economy Affects Spirit World

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Ghosts Upset With The EconomySpooky encounters across the globe are increasing, including things that go "Boo!" in the night and general feelings of uneasiness. Many victims are blaming the state of the bad economy for the rise in hauntings.

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Sushi in a Bad Economy

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One place that caught me by surprise was my local sushi restaurant. They are struggling due to the bad economy, and trying hard to find enough customers to survive the recession. Many of their customers are out of work and have no money for sushi, while scientists and politicians work to study the impact of the bad economy on the restaurant industry as a whole.

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Bad Economy Stressful On Goldfish

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In our attempt to find all the implications of the bad economy, we came upon the plight of the pet goldfish. Of course governments take care of the automobile industry and the insurance and banking sectors, but noone has thought to reach out to goldfish.

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Zen And The Bad Economy

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MeditationAccording to the principle of nonduality, there is no good economy without a bad economy, no positive without a negative, no silver lining without a cloud. It is like two sides of the same coin, that is assuming you still have a coin left after the market crash.

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