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Finance ArticlesWelcome to the finance section of Bad Economy. Here we feature articles on the topic of finance and anything to do with money in this bad economy. If you have anything to add to an article, please jump in any time and add a comment at the end of each article.

Solar Activity and the Bad Economy

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Solar Activity And The EconomySpace scientists have revealed that the Sun, which should be showing signs of solar activity as it is due to be at its solar maximum in its eleven year cycle has gone very quiet.

"I've been a solar physicist for 30 years, and I've never seen anything quite like this," says Richard Harrison, head of space physics at the Rutherford Appleton Laboratory in Oxfordshire.

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Aliens Affected By The Economy

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Aliens Upset With EconomySince about 2010, alien abductions are down more that 70%, and cattle mutilations are down as much as 60%. We see this as a direct result of the bad economy here on Earth. Crop circles are on the increase though, and we believe this could be some kind of message to the leaders on Earth.

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Bad Economy initiating coverage on RIMM

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RIMM = Sinking ShipRealizing that most stock analysts are little more than gazing at tea leaves, or stating the obvious after it is too late, we have decided to throw our hat into the ring.

RIMM = Sinking Ship

We are starting with a rating for RIMM, of "Sinking Ship". If you are holding a long position in RIMM, you are hereafter referred to as a "rat", and encouraged to jump ship as soon as possible.

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Bad Economy And Quantum Theory

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new branch of quantum mechanicsOur scientists in our underground bunkers in the frozen North have been studying the economic downturn and had to define new models to explain the seeming chaos in the world and the management decisions that caused it all. This has led to the exciting discovery of a new branch of quantum mechanics. We believe that this could result in the first nobel prize awarded for physics in journalism.

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Dismal Jobs News Hits Economy And Investors Bad

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Suicidal InvestorStocks continue to dive on news of the latest job growth report from the Department of Labor. It reports that the jobs are not coming back as expected, and in fact if you take out census hiring, there was no job growth at all. Private sector hiring has practically dried up. The economic crisis in Europe continues to push the Euro into a decline of biblcal proportions on concerns about fiscal troubles. All this has lead to an increase in the rate of suicides by investors.

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Make More Money In A Bad Economy

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Make Money in a Bad EconomyAs the recession deepens and more people become victims of the worst recession since the 1930's, there is increasing pressure on individuals to find new ways to make money. The creativity and innovative ways people come up with has no limits.

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Cheating In A Bad Economy

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Cheating everywhereCheating is when a person or organization misleads, deceives, or acts dishonestly on purpose. The government cheats the electorate, the banks cheat customers, and at this time of year everyone is cheating on their taxes. In the current economic climate, we are bending the rules, and seeing how far they can go and get away with it. We believe everyone else is too.

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Coma Patients And The Bad Economy

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Bad Economy Causes ComasAn increasing number of people are suffering from comas, and keeping them alive is causing a growing drain on the healthcare system. With the worsening economic climate of a double dip recession, maintaining a large number of coma patients on life support has become a luxury that is too expensive to continue.

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Rising Mortgage Rates Leads To Parenticide

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The rise in mortgage rates at three of the big banks during the bad economy comes at a time when people have little more to give, causing ordinary people to take drastic measures. Some adult children are now bumping off their elderly relatives in order to collect on an inheritance that will keep them financially in the black.

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The Market Is Out To Get You

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The market is like an alligator out to get youYes, it's true. You no longer have to doubt that the investment market is after you, and will do whatever it takes to destroy your portfolio and even your very soul. It knows when you are in the market, rather like when you try to cross an alligator infested swamp. by the time you dip your toe in the water, they are swimming in your direction, and your welfare is not on the top of their list of priorities.

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Housing Bubbles

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Housing Bubble In New Brunswick"The Canadian housing market is strong, but it is not experiencing a bubble," Paul Jenkins, senior deputy governor of the Bank of Canada said recently. In order to catch up with the US, the Canadian Government is working to create a housing bubble of it's own, somewhere near New Brunswick. The idea is that so few people will want to live there, the demand will never keep up with the supply.

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