General Hospital Facing Closeure
Due To Budget Cuts

General Hospital is facing budget cuts to make up the short fall. The janitor explained that the money has to come from somewhere. Their response is to send all the staff on a one-way cruise to the middle eaast.

"This is a crisis, and we intend to make the most of it," The janitor said.

General Hospital explained that the cuts are part of a series of measures that will help close a projected $8 million budget gap during the current fiscal year, and $15 million over the next two years.

This was based on an idea from Bad Economy.