- Written by Duncan
You heard it here, we are now offering our own healthcare package, available exclusively to readers of Bad Economy. This package is based around prevention rather than cure, since you do not want to end up in hospital.
If you have not read our previous article on healthcare, check it out here. This package we offer you today is based on our recommendations to keep you healthy and out of hospital. If you get sick or injured, the chances of recovery are greatly reduced, no matter what package you get. If you are in hospital, it gets even worse. So we focus on up front prevention.
Get our healthcare package, and you get the following:
- Water wings (in the event of a water landing)
- Surgical face mask (protection from viruses)
- Depends (when stuff happens we got you covered at both ends)
- Band-aids (cover anything we missed)
This all comes in an attractive Zip lock bag.
Get one for your friends and relatives. Order now via Paypal.
Do you know what they call a person who graduates
last in their class in medical school? - A doctor.