With all of the corporate handouts going on, are you in the right line up to get your share? Have you kissed the right behinds or greased the right palms so that your company's name is on the list?
If you follow my simple money making approach, you too can cash in on the bailouts being offered. You can earn more money than when you got that venture funding for that bogus project last year, and best of all - your bonus is secure!
In the USA, under the Bush administration, billions have been given away already. Under the Obama aministration you can expect more money. After all, they cannot let the economy collapse. So what do you do?
- Own controlling interest in a large bank.
- Make contributions to the following: (deleted)
- Go to the government, claiming financial woes.
- Suck up to the following people: (deleted)
- Bring a large dump truck to carry the money back.
Promotions and bonuses will follow after that. It's so simple...
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Some have already returned their bonuses. Others have already moved the money offshore or to Canada.
Liddy said. "I'm trying desperately to prevent an uncontrolled collapse of the business. Then you will all get none of it back. If you want us to stay in business, we have to continue our crooked ways."
A copy of the "AIG Crooked Ways" manual included cheating customers, lying to auditors and spitting out the window on pedestrians as they walk by.