All Those Government Conspiracies Are True In A Bad Economy

1. Zombies Hit By Bad Economy
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...    The costs of funerals and burials are way up, in a time when investments and income and employment is way down. When it comes ...

2. The Market Is Out To Get You
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...    I am sure many of you are having second thoughts about your investments. Some may even ask, "Should ...

3. TSX Caves To Pressure
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... the result will be rather like traffic lights. The TSX plans to put out ads with slogans like "Put your money on green and your investments will go somewhere" or "Stuck at a red light? Go ...

4. You could use them to detect the economic health
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Use goldfish to predict how the economy is doing. We can connect a bunch of them to EKG machines to measure their stress level and use that to plan our investments. ...

5. What if I die?
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What happens to my investments if I die? Can my estate sue the company? ...

6. Ocean Levels And The Economy
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... investments. So far the bailout package has had no impact on turning things around. This could be due to the lack of trickle down, which was expected to happen, but has so far eluded us. If you live ...

7. Illuminati And The Bad Economy
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... of the economy. Watch out for major investments from Bavarian companies, such as Fiat buying out Chrysler. The Illuminati will stop anyone who gets in their way. For example, in 2008 a well-known consumer ...

8. Stress Soars Over Economy
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... times. As regards to investments, the stress is still there. On CNN they said that according to the S & P Index, the market had come back to where it was at the start of the year, but that means ...

9. Romance In A Bad Economy
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... find someone suitable are seeking an alternative in books and movies. And of course a little escape from the horrors of your 401K plan or your RRSP investments is a welcomed relief. As a sidebar, I should ...

10. Easter Bunny Laid Off
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... is doing rather well in this bad economy. The extra demand is brought upon by the depression caused by job losses and investments going south. As the dow has plunged, the orders for candy bars has risen. ...

11. All Insurance In Doubt
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... Often, mixed up in the aggregation are some very nasty "toxic investments" or credit default swaps. As policies get combined, the total amount covered by all these derivatives grows to staggering ...

12. Donut Grease
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I think that bio diesel investments would be good, based on the fact that I am eating more donuts these days. If everyone eats donuts at an increased rate, then we can fuel several trucks for at least ...

13. Protect Yourself From The Bad Economy
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... can protect yourself from the impact of the recession. From a personal viewpoint, four areas to consider are jobs, investments, loans and real estate. So let's look into each.  ...

14. Investments for the Bad Economy
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... article, we reported the future worldwide shortages of toilet paper due to various mill closures. Look for investments in companies doing research into alternate wiping technology, although this may be ...

15. Buy and Hold
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... just made fun of, and try to encourage you to buy various investments. What you do need to do is take control of your finances. For example, Don't let others make trades or purchases on your behalf ...

16. Where Did Your Savings Go?
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Don't look here, we did not take them! Actually many people are wondering where all their wealth has gone, and can they ever get it back. In this in-depth report we explore the answers to these questions. ...