All Those Government Conspiracies Are True In A Bad Economy

1. HDTV Conspiracy Blown Open
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Many expressed frustration at their failure to be taken seriously. All referred to a world-wide conspiracy to keep the truth from HDTV consumers. As each individual spoke there was hushed attention, as ...

2. Want HDTV but got bad credit
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Need a wide screen HDTV but have Bad Credit? Are looking for a bad credit home loan, bad credit personal loan, no credit check loan, unsecured credit card for bad credit people, poor credit HDTV loan, ...

3. New HDTVs Available
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Pioneer officially took the wraps off its new line of plasma HDTVs recently. It’s impressive technology. Having seen pre-finalized versions at the Consumer Electronics Show, it’s complete with electrodes ...

4. HDTV Tax Credit
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... course manufacturers of HDTV are delighted with the new tax break. "This is just what we needed to get things moving again," said one representative. The sales of high definition TV had hit a ...

5. Giant Killer Squids And AIG
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... taken to eating cheaper canned fish to cut back on expenses, so they can afford to keep their HDTV. The increase in demand for fish has further put pressure on the fishsing industry to deliver even more. ...

6. Bad Economy Punishment From God
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... to our blessed HDTV sets, regardless of the costs." he said. The reverend claims to have received word from the almighty on the matter. "When they came out with sub prime mortgages it upset ...

7. Vacations In A Bad Economy
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... bought those expensive high definition television (HDTV) sets a year ago. There is not even enough money left to pay the cable company, so now the damned thing just sits there gloating at it's owner. With ...

8. Bad Economy Hits Traffic
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... runs faster. Which results in less stress and road rage. They will have a quicker journey home each evening, where they can watch their wide screen HDTV, unaware that their brains are being turned to mush ...

9. Gangs Affected By Bad Economy
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... With national unemployment exceeding 9%, most potential victims of organized and gang-related crimes don't have any money to buy luxuries, such as HDTV. They have no money in their wallets. So when victims ...

10. Genetically Modified Bio-Weapon
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... are already under the influence of the hypnotic effects of the HDTV will know what to do to avoid the virus. ...

11. Romance In A Bad Economy
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... warn against watching such romantic movies on a high definition TV, or HDTV. It is pretty much a given that these devices are being used for mind control. At this point we can only speculate as to the ...

12. Sony Releases New...
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Everyone should have this to go with their HDTV ...

13. I trusted them
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... to live a modest, yet socially responsible life. I wanted that HDTV so bad I could taste it. But, as all Americans, my Trust and American Dream has been exploited and destroyed by those whom we Trusted. ...

14. light technology
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I have heard that the technology for the HDTV is light technology, the kind used for brainwashing. I find the government requiring the television viewer to use this technology an interesting validation ...

15. HDTV Conspiracy Hit By Economy
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We have learned shocking news that a conspiracy to brainwash millions around the globe has been delayed due to the bad economy. It seems that digital spectrum for HDTV is conveniently similar to human ...

16. Protectionism Rears Its Ugly Head
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... just what we need. He also suggested that Candians should not expect to see the money any time soon. You should not go out and buy that HDTV, expecting that the money will be there before you have to make ...

17. Solutions For The Bad Economy
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... find a few dollars there. Perhaps you can invite people who usually have lots of coins in their pockets over to your place to watch the game on your fancy new HDTV. As they bounce up and down in excitement, ...

18. Economic Status Alert
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... or if you should buy that fancy HDTV. As always, we remind the public to be both thoughtful and vigilant about their purchases, and to notify financial advisors of any change in economic activity. Update ...

19. The New Federal Budget
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... were to do the same? We could spend ourselves into credit card debt, buying big screen HDTV and not care (some of you are way ahead of me on this one), since by 2012 there will be no more collection letters ...