All Those Government Conspiracies Are True In A Bad Economy

1. Economy Impacts Cheez Whiz
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... has progressed, it has put more people out of work, giving us record levels of unemployment. While employed people have a liking to healthy food, including vegetables, the unemployed get depressed and ...

2. Zombies Hit By Bad Economy
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... reanimated corpses are dependent on a good economy for their very existence. Zombie sightings are way down, all due to the unemployment and lack of funds to pay for burial expenses.  ...

3. World Peace Hurt by Economic Downturn In The Bad Economy
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... will grow, leading to jobs for everyone, and an all-time low unemployment rate. China will not be able to keep up with the demand for products, so manufacturing plants will open up all over the world, ...

4. After Europe Watch Out China
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Financial markets are reeling over the collapse of most of western Europe, which is pushing the global economy further down the toilet. First Greece, then Italy, Spain and Portugal. By the time the dust ...

5. Trust In A Bad Economy
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... the government reports a drop in unemployment rates and points to this a sign of better times. "The economy is turning around" they say. What they fail to mention is that a good number are coming ...

6. Arizona Outsources Last Remaining Job
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... for everyone. It is true that unemployment rates are the highest in the country, somewhere over 92% right now, but who wants to work anyway? Residents of the state are now free to live a life of leisure, ...

7. Want HDTV but got bad credit
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... situation. Bad Credit, Poor Credit, No Credit, Past Bankruptcy, Divorce, Unemployment, Senator, Anal fetishes are NOT a Problem! You will get a private bad credit loan from our lenders in minutes, ...

8. Santa to lay off 10,000 due to Recession
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... of a further collapse in their employment outlook makes the bleak arctic landscape appear even more desolate. When asked if unemployment benefits will be extended for workers beyond the current two ...

9. Outsourcing Is Bad For the Economy
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... high and dry. Many people who were previously employed are now claiming unemployment. Their training and experience had prepared them for one kind of work, and that work is no longer available. To find ...

10. Rich Get Richer
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... the unemployment levels are reaching the thresholds where unemployment insurance will not be able to sustain them. In some cases, jobless are getting notices that their benefits will run out earlier than ...

11. No Jobs = No Recovery
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Until we get unemployment under control, the bad economy is here to stay. Without jobs, there is no consumer spending. Even those remaining folks with jobs are holding onto what they have in anticipation ...

12. How Bad Are The Job Losses?
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Almost a year after the dramatic plunge into a bad economy and it is still falling. Job losses continue to be the theme-de-jour. But how bad is it? Can anyone tell you what the real picture is like, can ...

13. Giant Killer Squids And AIG
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... increasing insurance premiums from companies such as AIG. These premiums have gone through the roof to pay for executive bonuses and corporate jets. With the increased unemployment, many people have ...

14. Waiting for the big one
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I believe that we have not seen the worst yet. After the impacts of all the government money wears off we will see it dip much lower than it did last year. I expect to see unemployment hit over 20%, with ...

15. Economic Hurricane
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... the hatches, ie prepare for even worse times ahead. Statistics indicate that the unemployment insurance program is overburdened more than ever before, and may run out of funds entirely within a year. If ...

16. The Economy And Downsizing
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... to keep their jobs. Now is a good time to go into business for yourself. The best time to start a business is when you have either some severance or unemployment money. Understand that once a company has ...

17. Vacations In A Bad Economy
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... to be laid off sometime soon. With the pool of unemployment funds rapidly drying up, some people are speculating there won't be enough left for those laid off later this year. Given this context, taking ...

18. Gangs Affected By Bad Economy
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... With national unemployment exceeding 9%, most potential victims of organized and gang-related crimes don't have any money to buy luxuries, such as HDTV. They have no money in their wallets. So when victims ...

19. Romance In A Bad Economy
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... come together to have a life together and raise a family, in this bad economy they are together until the unemployment cheques run out. Instead of 'until death do us part' it becomes 'until unemployment ...

20. Consumers Strike Back
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In this bad economy, unemployment benefits are starting to run out. 401ks will need to be cashed in to survive. People will run up credit card debt fully knowing they won't ever pay it back. Can't blame ...

21. Reposessions Up 100%
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The number of people filing for bankruptcy and unemployment benefits in this country spiked since January, according to new numbers, further signs that the global economic recession is turning ugly in ...

22. Bad Economy May Lead To Dolphin Abuse
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... but life goes on.” A short fuse isn’t always the problem that leads to a dolphin being harmed, she said. Life stressors such as unemployment, loss of savings, vehicle repossession and ...

23. Fundamentally Strong Economy?
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... numbers, unemployment is on the rise and the currency, the Icelandic Krona, has fallen to historical lows (it's in the toilet). If you visit Reykjavik and ask any people if the economy is 'fundamentally ...

24. Healthcare Economy
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There may be the same number of non-healthcare jobs as it early 2001, but that itself was an unusally high number (the unemployment rate was 4.0% at the time). So the same number as then is still very ...

25. Economic Radar
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...  We predict the funds for unemployment insurance will dry up within a short while, so when unemployment exceeds 25% you will be on your own. You mght want to hoard some toilet rolls, ...