All Those Government Conspiracies Are True In A Bad Economy

1. Shock Redundancies at the North Pole
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Santa condemned as he outsources work to India. Tonight’s shocking news is that Santa Claus today has laid off his entire elf workforce and moved the entire operation involved in the construction ...

2. Feds Enact H1N1 Quarantine For Iowa
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Despite protests, the government is moving to contain the swine flu pandemic by fencing off the entire state of Iowa. National guard are stationed at all roads in or out of the state, and all flights are ...

3. H1N1 Pandemic Accelerating
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The H1N1 swine flu pandemic is growing worse at an alarming rate, helped in part by the bad economy. The numbers of hospitalizations for H1N1 and also H1N1 related deaths are increasing from one week to ...

4. H1N1 Vaccine Limited Supply
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The H1N1 vaccine has been harder to produce than expected. Even now, after several delays, only limited quantities are being made available. This means not everyone who wants or needs the vaccine will ...

5. H1N1 Is Punishment For Bad Children
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H1N1 swine flu is "a young people's disease," that can spread quickly in schools and child-care settings. It is just like AIDS was a "gay people's disease." Children less than 5 years old are at high ...

6. Swine Flu is on the upsurge "well ahead of expectations."
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The virus is on the move already, and many are unprepared for the carnage. We are praying that many will be spared, a cure will be found, and that God becomes known by many through the crisis. Already ...

7. Economic Recovery Threatened By H1NI Virus
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... of the H1N1 Swine flu (and the H1N1-B Poultry Flu) are similar to seasonal flu: fever, cough, runny nose, sore throat, headaches and body aches. People with H1N1 also reported vomiting and diarrhea. People ...

8. Illuminati And The Bad Economy
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... direct all of their output into the production of traditional Bavarian sausage, suddenly we learn of an outbreak of swine flu in Mexico. Again, this is not a coincidence. Now both pork products and Mexican ...

9. Similar To Melissa virus
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The Swine Flu is similar to the Melissa virus, so be sure to wash your hands if you touch your PC... ...

10. Top Ten Ways To Avoid Swine Flu
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1. Eat chicken, or anything other than pork 2. Avoid flying 3. Do not take the elevator 4. Stay home, quit your job 5. Live as a hermit in a cave 6. Wear a sub-micron surgical mask 7. Live in a bubble 8. ...

11. Bacon Sales Hit By Swine Flu
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Although you cannot get swine flu from eating bacon and pork products, consumers are shying away from bacon. This irrational fear is hurting the entire bacon and pork products economy. If the bacon farmers ...

12. Swine Flu A Huge Smokescreen
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Although many conspiracy theorists believe the swine flu to be a creation of the US Government, the reality is that it is taking the focus away from the bad economy. Where before the world was watching ...

13. Swine Flu Update - Killings On The Rise
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ASSOCIATED CRESS (AC) MOBS KILLING SUSPECTED FLU VICTIMS People have been taking the law into their own hands, and several suspected victims of the influenza have suffered from mob reactions. Ever since ...

14. Target is the Middle East
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Further clues as to who is being targeted: JERUSALEM (AP) — The outbreak of swine flu should be renamed "Mexican" influenza in deference to Muslim and Jewish sensitivities over pork, said an Israeli ...

15. Genetically Modified Bio-Weapon
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Swine influenza virus or swine flu is a genetically modified bio-weapon, developed by a secret society that is dedicated to the elimination of all humans who do not own a high definition TV. Those who ...

16. Swine Flu Pushing Economy Deeper
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At just the wrong time, the swine influenza virus (SIV) or swine flu is hitting the world economy. The Mexican tourist industry and the entire pork industry are reeling at the impact of this latest outbreak. ...

17. Economic Status Alert
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... - 4/7/09 - Now Dark Brown Alert. "We thought we had hit rock bottom - and then they started handing out pickaxes." Update - 4/29/09 - Now Sinking Fast due to the swine flu crippling travel ...