All Those Government Conspiracies Are True In A Bad Economy

1. Make More Money In A Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)

... have some money available, there are some opportunities to be made in real estate. There are still some distressed properties and foreclosures to jump on, particularly in the Midwest. You can then fix ...

2. Coma Patients And The Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)

... people have been accused of going comatose to avoid the stress due to job layoffs, personal bankruptcy and mortgage foreclosure. It is like the body is shutting down to escape from a reality that is too ...

3. Are you sure it isn't the moon?
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Perhaps the change in the moon's orbit has caused enough tectonic stress to trigger the volcano eruption? We all know that the bad economy has affected the lunar orbit, so perhaps that is it. ...

4. Earthquakes in a Bad Economy
(Articles/World)

... causing gravitational stresses that are literally pulling at the Earth. Where there are weak spots, this results in fissures opening up and venting magma, preferrably on greedy bank executives who deserve ...

5. Economic Recovery Threatened By H1NI Virus
(Articles/Politics)

... you have heard the public health experts say before, H1N1 influenza is a cause for concern, but not a cause for alarm." one Governor stressed. "Prevention is the best medicine for ensuring that ...

6. Bad Economy Affects Spirit World
(Articles/Finance)

... involves suffering due to the problems with the economy in this life. Ghosts can feel the psychic energy from our distress. As the economy gets worse, it is magnified on the other side. Even after an economic ...

7. You could use them to detect the economic health
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Use goldfish to predict how the economy is doing. We can connect a bunch of them to EKG machines to measure their stress level and use that to plan our investments. ...

8. Bad Economy Stressful On Goldfish
(Articles/Finance)

... but noone has thought to reach out to goldfish.   Your common pet goldfish is quite affected by stress due ...

9. Vacations In A Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)

... a desperate travel industry. You could then send a postcard to your former co-workers, who still have a job, and are doing yours as well. By now they are stressed out to the max, and are at the breaking ...

10. Bad Economy Hits Traffic
(Articles/Finance)

... runs faster. Which results in less stress and road rage. They will have a quicker journey home each evening, where they can watch their wide screen HDTV, unaware that their brains are being turned to mush ...

11. Massage Parlor Sales Up
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With all the stress, more people need massages to ease the tension built up in their shoulders and necks. There are lots of options to choose from, such as shiatsu or registered massage therapists. I like ...

12. Stress Soars Over Economy
(Articles/Finance)

With the bad economy getting worse daily, tension and stress levels soar to new heights. More than ever, people are starting to crack under the strain, and rarely do you see a smile on anyone's face. Avoid ...

13. Tight chickens
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I have put my fingers up chickens for years. Most of them are really tight, I guess since they are stressed about what I was doing to them. Try using the colonel's secret lube and be sure to wash your ...

14. Bad Economy Downsizes Eggs
(Articles/Corporate)

... and workers lose more than 60% of their retirement funds overnight, the chickens can sense this. As more chickens pick up on the despair and stress of the humans, it spreads throughout the entire chicken ...

15. It's True
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... is not always a hardened criminal who preys on a vulnerable sea mammal. Sometimes the stress of the bad economy can lead to abusive situations, in which case both the dolphin and the abuser are in need ...

16. Bad Economy May Lead To Dolphin Abuse
(Articles/Corporate)

... train dolphins to carry explosives - the so called kamikazie dolphins.   Economic hardships and mental stress ...