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1.
You need to see a ninja if you want to die
(Comments/Comments)
A ninja could help you solve your problem. If your
stocks
are so far down the toilet and past the U-bend, perhaps it is time to challenge a ninja to a decapitation contest. I am sure that it will be quick ...
2.
World Peace Hurt by Economic Downturn In The Bad Economy
(Articles/World)
... balance the budget.
Stocks
will go up through the roof, and many will be able to retire and live on the income from their stock portfolios. It is at that time, that wise people will want to build a spaceship ...
3.
Advice
(Comments/Comments)
Give yourself some distance. Say to yourself, "I will wait 24 hours for my
stocks
to improve before I do anything". People often turn to suicide because they are seeking relief from pain of losing net ...
4.
Dismal Jobs News Hits Economy And Investors Bad
(Articles/Finance)
Stocks
continue to dive on news of the latest job growth report from the Department of Labor. It reports that the jobs are not coming back as expected, and in fact if you take out census hiring, there ...
5.
Coma Patients And The Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)
... could happen you know, maybe while they went out for a pizza. You also need to have some kind of way to trigger a recovery as the economy improves and your
stocks
finally get back to the price you paid ...
6.
Rio Falls Victim Of Bad Economy
(Articles/World)
... govenment is on amber alert, and recommend visitors to Rio to bring heavy waterproof boots. Meanwhile, in Sao Paulo, Brazilian
stocks
fell due to the confusion. This is after a series of gains in the ...
7.
The Market Is Out To Get You
(Articles/Finance)
... fees. Then there are the short-selling traders who push the value of your
stocks
down the crapper, while they rake in the profits. Professional traders know they can make money out of your investments ...
8.
We did not need this!
(Comments/Comments)
We sell complex investment software, and intensive training to help investors to guess what to buy, when to buy it and when to sell. Now you make it so easy a baboon can pick
stocks
. We will be out of ...
9.
TSX Caves To Pressure
(Articles/Finance)
Canada's main stock market index has been under constant pressure in this bad economy, from investors to identify the good
stocks
from the bad ones, so that the investors would have an easier time making ...
10.
Santa to lay off 10,000 due to Recession
(Comments/Comments)
... high-flying tech
stocks
like Amazon (Nasdaq:AMZN) and WorldCom (Nasdaq:WCOM) as well as the energy conglomerate Enron (NYSE: ENE). The Kringle Endowment has been rumored to have lost as much as 65% of ...
11.
Banking on a Slow Recovery
(Articles/Corporate)
... out, and may be set to improve soon. This bodes an ill wind for the financial sector. In a desperate bid, they have been dumping
stocks
of companies that show signs of recovery, in order to lower their ...
12.
Sushi in a Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)
... is impacted by the changing ocean levels and the overfishing of fish
stocks
. The price for fish is going through the roof. Some sushi chefs blame the giant killer squids, but we know that the cause is ...
13.
Sleep Through The Bad Economy
(Articles/Corporate)
... to wake up the investor contained within. These can be set to the price of various
stocks
, or a combination of market indexes. Other parameters could include various disasters, death of family members ...
14.
Giant Killer Squids And AIG
(Articles/World)
... This has further forced the giant killer squids to search for alternative food sources. Now with the fishing
stocks
depleated, the squids cannot return to their previous feasting grounds, and are ...
15.
GPS Suffers From Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)
... wrong locations, resulting in more casualties and rendering the military useless. Military hospitals will be overloaded with casualties, so you should invest in medical supplies companies
stocks
in preparation. ...
16.
Stress Soars Over Economy
(Articles/Finance)
... nothing. Since last October, most investors are still down 60-80%, and it is not coming back soon. Many
stocks
have been de-listed, which means your investment in those companies is gone for good. Other ...
17.
Investments for the Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)
... why our financial correspondents looked at all the
stocks
and mutual funds to find out what is doing well during these times. ...
18.
Buy and Hold
(Articles/Finance)
... you don’t think you have the intestinal fortitude to buy more
stocks
now, you may need to reassess your risk tolerance..." I see most financial planners as failed realtors. In the 1980's there ...