All Those Government Conspiracies Are True In A Bad Economy

1. Arizona Outsources Last Remaining Job
(Articles/Politics)

The state of Arizona, in a revolutionary announcement yesterday, celebrated the outsourcing of the last remaining full-time position to Bangalore India. Other jobs were sent overseas to places including ...

2. Shock Redundancies at the North Pole
(Articles/Corporate)

Santa condemned as he outsources work to India. Tonight’s shocking news is that Santa Claus today has laid off his entire elf workforce and moved the entire operation involved in the construction ...

3. Outsourcing Is Bad For the Economy
(Articles/Corporate)

Outsourcing is all the rage these days, and for some it may seem like a no brainer. You pay someone in India or China a fraction of what it would cost you to do the work here in North America. You keep ...

4. The Economy And Downsizing
(Articles/Corporate)

... but the theme here is stealth. In these global economies, you can bet that the CEO is thinking about moving the entire business offshore, to a country where the costs are a mere fraction of what they ...

5. Gangs Affected By Bad Economy
(Articles/Corporate)

... We think that many gangs are outsourcing and using offshore bullies and thugs to cut costs. Recently when two rival new york gangs had a rumble, it was between outsourced thugs in China and India. Due ...

6. AIG head asks employees to give back bonuses
(Comments/Comments)

CEO Liddy says "We are really sorry, but what can you expect from a bunch of crooks." Some have already returned their bonuses. Others have already moved the money offshore or to Canada. Liddy said. ...