All Those Government Conspiracies Are True In A Bad Economy

1. Economy Impacts Cheez Whiz
(Articles/Corporate)

Due to the increasing number of layoffs in this bad economy, more people than ever before are unemployed and sitting at home eating Cheez Whiz, hoping that the economy will bounce back and they can go ...

2. Fairy Godmother Laid Off
(Articles/Corporate)

 (And the Tooth Fairy too) The latest shocking news story concerning the current state of the bad economy we have uncovered has been the wholesale redundancies of fairy Godmothers and tooth fairies. ...

3. Coma Patients And The Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)

... people have been accused of going comatose to avoid the stress due to job layoffs, personal bankruptcy and mortgage foreclosure. It is like the body is shutting down to escape from a reality that is too ...

4. Arizona Outsources Last Remaining Job
(Articles/Politics)

The state of Arizona, in a revolutionary announcement yesterday, celebrated the outsourcing of the last remaining full-time position to Bangalore India. Other jobs were sent overseas to places including ...

5. Rising Mortgage Rates Leads To Parenticide
(Articles/Finance)

... savings to cover their living expenses after layoffs. This has lead to the recent rise in mortgage rates, as a means to maintain bank revenues despite the declines in other revenue streams. Unfortunately ...

6. Ninjas Affected By Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)

... in Japan were incorporated into the Japanese Secret Service, and are thus subject to public spending cuts in Japan as the country struggles with huge debts. Unfortunately, layoffs for a ninja are usually ...

7. Layoffs Uncover Meaningless Work
(Articles/Corporate)

... kept people doing busy work, so that they could lay off large numbers of workers without impacting the operations. Such layoffs were used to push up the stock price of the company, such as was done in ...

8. Education Budget Cuts Leads To Morons
(Articles/Politics)

... financing are even worse. At least 36 states have cut back on funding to public colleges and universities, resulting in faculty and staff layoffs in addition to tuition increases. "The capacity to ...

9. Blame It On The Economy
(Articles/Corporate)

More and more employers and managers are jumping on the economy bandwagon. If you do something crazy, you can blame it on the current economic crisis and it is like a magic 'get out of jail free' card. ...

10. Shock Redundancies at the North Pole
(Articles/Corporate)

Santa condemned as he outsources work to India. Tonight’s shocking news is that Santa Claus today has laid off his entire elf workforce and moved the entire operation involved in the construction ...

11. Outsourcing Is Bad For the Economy
(Articles/Corporate)

Outsourcing is all the rage these days, and for some it may seem like a no brainer. You pay someone in India or China a fraction of what it would cost you to do the work here in North America. You keep ...

12. No Jobs = No Recovery
(Articles/Finance)

... of further layoffs. The flow of money stagnates. With so many unemployed, there are less cars on the road. People are not renewing their auto insurance, since they don't have a paying job to commute ...

13. How Bad Are The Job Losses?
(Articles/Corporate)

Almost a year after the dramatic plunge into a bad economy and it is still falling. Job losses continue to be the theme-de-jour. But how bad is it? Can anyone tell you what the real picture is like, can ...

14. Sushi in a Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)

...    Ever since last year and the continuous waves of layoffs and downsizing, people have been cutting back on going out to eat. Not only the lunchtime ...

15. Bad Economy Stressful On Goldfish
(Articles/Finance)

In our attempt to find all the implications of the bad economy, we came upon the plight of the pet goldfish. Of course governments take care of the automobile industry and the insurance and banking sectors, ...

16. The Economy And Downsizing
(Articles/Corporate)

... issues.   As an employer, you need to look for the warning signs, and keep a hit list for your next round of layoffs. If you see ...

17. Vacations In A Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)

... job to return to," said one worker. Many employees are putting in longer hours and skipping vacations and weekends to demonstrate their dedication to their employers. After previous rounds of layoffs, ...

18. Bad Economy Hits Traffic
(Articles/Finance)

The economic crisis, combined with volatile fuel prices have impacted traffic significantly. This has had numerous knock-on effects. With the massive layoffs due to the economic meltdown, there are ...

19. Job Hunting & Layoff Game
(Articles/Corporate)

We are pleased to announce the release of the Job Hunting & Layoff Game. This tries to simulate the real-world expeeriences of trying to get a job and keeping it during this bad economy. So many ...

20. Easter Bunny Laid Off
(Articles/Corporate)

Sad news, just in, the Easter Bunny has been let go. Citing budget cuts and overall coroporate downsizing plans, his employer has terminated the contract that goes back centuries. Children all around the ...

21. Media Cover Up
(Articles/Politics)

... behind the layoffs is that it is due to budget cuts, but we all know that is not the case. The super-secret worldwide organization, known as the G-20 is cracking down on media around the world to throttle ...

22. Make Money In A Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)

... on the list of exemptions. You can encourage people to buy one for their partner, since nothing says "I love you" like our heart shaped suicide pill. For mass layoffs, there are multi-packs ...

23. Downsizing For Fun & Profit
(Articles/Corporate)

... left right and center. Take no prisoners. Have staff take a pay cut to avoid more layoffs, and then the next week lay off a bunch of them anyways. The remaining group are now on reduced pay and worried ...