All Those Government Conspiracies Are True In A Bad Economy

1. Arizona Outsources Last Remaining Job
(Articles/Politics)

The state of Arizona, in a revolutionary announcement yesterday, celebrated the outsourcing of the last remaining full-time position to Bangalore India. Other jobs were sent overseas to places including ...

2. Blame It On The Economy
(Articles/Corporate)

More and more employers and managers are jumping on the economy bandwagon. If you do something crazy, you can blame it on the current economic crisis and it is like a magic 'get out of jail free' card. ...

3. Outsourcing Is Bad For the Economy
(Articles/Corporate)

Outsourcing is all the rage these days, and for some it may seem like a no brainer. You pay someone in India or China a fraction of what it would cost you to do the work here in North America. You keep ...

4. Sushi in a Bad Economy
(Articles/Finance)

...    Ever since last year and the continuous waves of layoffs and downsizing, people have been cutting back on going out to eat. Not only the lunchtime ...

5. The Economy And Downsizing
(Articles/Corporate)

Downsizing is nature's way of thining out the smart people from the herd, so that only the scared, dim-witted remain to do the work. Employers want workers who can do the work, but who are not smart enough ...

6. Bad Economy Hits Traffic
(Articles/Finance)

... Unfortunately in some areas this has caused downsizing of tow truck operators and paramedics who are no longer needed. For tow truck drivers, the career move to repo man is an easy one. In some areas, ...

7. Bad Economy Downsizes Eggs
(Articles/Corporate)

... for the foreseeable future. Because of the impact that is rippling through the industry, the egg marketing board are considering changes to the grading and sizing of eggs to allow for the 'downsizing' ...

8. Easter Bunny Laid Off
(Articles/Corporate)

Sad news, just in, the Easter Bunny has been let go. Citing budget cuts and overall coroporate downsizing plans, his employer has terminated the contract that goes back centuries. Children all around the ...

9. Healthcare In The Bad Economic Climate
(Articles/Finance)

A big concern these days is how to handle health insurance. The costs of health insurance are increasing, and the numbers of unemployed are also increasing. Hospitals are merging and downsizing to the ...

10. Downsizing For Fun & Profit
(Articles/Corporate)

What better time to take advantage of an opportunity to flush out the dead wood, and make some strategic cuts! Now you can do things that even Machiavelli could not have gotten away with, and blame it ...